I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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