I wish I only lived at night.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
