Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i barfeds in our rink
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Randomize
