i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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