i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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