see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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