Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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