now i know why i became what i already was.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
