I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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