Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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