Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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