Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm sobbing to NWA
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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