dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I could fuck to npr.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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