Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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