Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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