thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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