i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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