Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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