Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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