Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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