I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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