my soul wont recognize me after tonight
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
You are a genius and a whore.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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