Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
This toilet bowl is my home.
Randomize
