You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I am one with the molecules
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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