i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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