Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Even my vagina gasped.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Randomize
