She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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