so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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