I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Randomize
