Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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