He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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