There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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