There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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