If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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