They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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