he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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