she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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