it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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