with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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