Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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