im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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