Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
