Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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