Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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