Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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