What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I smell stomach acid.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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