No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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