apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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