what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
my sisters under your porch take her home
im holly from the hills drunk
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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