your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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