And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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