you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Is it penis luge time yet?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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